At the end of the day. It is what it is. I get it. Literally.

How on Earth do we end up using these over-used phrases and expressions? Back around 2009-2010, I often heard people say, “at the end of the day…” or “it is what it is.” in 2017, I could not help but notice that people were saying, “I get it” way too frequently for my tastes. Now we have another… “literally.”

It boggles my mind how such terms become so widespread in use. They seem to come and go like fads. The scary thing is that it seems to be subconscious. I do not believe that there are people out there thinking I should start saying “literally” because everyone is saying it. I am inclined to believe that these habits are formed subconsciously.

A mere three months since posting this article, I am sad to announce a new phrase which has infected my workplace and elsewhere – “yeah-yeah-yeah.”

I first noticed it being said on a regular basis by one of the managers in our office. It has since spread to one of the juniors and now another veteran employee. I hear this phrase dozens, if not hundreds, of times each day. I have gone on to hear it on radio, podcasts, and in public.

What on Earth is happening here? To be honest, this new “yeah-yeah-yeah” phrase sounds ignorant to me. It sounds like the person is brushing off whatever the other person has said, although in our office, I know this is not the case.

74-foot Diner

Today, after a long day at work, I had the pleasure of riding home in a 74-foot long dining car.

The subway stopped at a station near mine. A young lad boarded and promptly scored a seat. No big deal.

To my surprise, this young man came armed with a hamburger in his left hand. He proceeded to eat the burger as if it were “normal” to walk around eating an unwrapped burger. There was no wrapping. No box. No bag. No napkins. Just a young man and his burger.

Ew.

Go Leafs Go!

Andreas Johnsson
Andreas Johnsson of the Toronto Maple Leafs

What a game! Saturday night was a traditional one in my household. It reminds me of my very humble beginnings as a Leafs fan when I was eleven years young. I started watching the Toronto Maple Leafs on CBC Television alone in my room on my very first television set. I watched every single Saturday and enjoyed watching Don and Ron on Coach’s Corner.

Today, I am a grown man still watching the Leafs on Saturdays, except instead of watching in my bedroom, I watch in the living room on the big screen TV. I love technology and have a lot of smart home items around my suite.

Just before the singing of the national anthem, I command my Google Home Mini, “Hey Google. Turn the living room lights red.” My living room becomes red and I stand to sing the national anthem. This is perhaps the only time I make noise in my condo. I proudly sing the Canadian anthem from the heart. I sometimes sing while holding a full-sized Canadian flag. If I am out at a bar, I proudly stand and sing in front of everybody.

After the anthems, I command Google Home to change the colours to blue for the Maple Leafs. Somehow this night I forgot to ask for the colour change and watched the entire game under red lighting.

The highlight of the game was Andreas Johnsson’s first NHL goal. What a smile. That guy had the biggest smile I ever saw. It was infectious as Zach Hyman and Connor Carrick rushed to embrace him with huge smiles. The entire team was elated to see the goal. The camera panned to the Leafs bench where we could see the likes of Patrick Marleau and Tyler Bozak smiling in happiness at witnessing this kid’s first NHL goal.

The Toronto Maple Leafs went on to defeat long-time rival Montreal Canadiens 4-0 without star goalie Frederick Andersen and star forward Austin Mathews.

I fell asleep shortly after the game and missed the St Patrick’s Day festivities at the local bars.

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